Is "Scooter" having a "bad fur day"? Is today
the day that Patches will roll around in something smelly? Will Boots'
finally leave your ball alone? There's only one sure way to find out!
Dog and Puppy Central's Canine Astrologer, Twinkie, consults the
neighborhood fire hydrants to keep your dog informed and prepared
for the many surprises that are always waiting around the corner
with his incredibly accurate dog horoscopes! Twinky
draws on his vast understanding of the universe and it's many secrets
to make his uncanny predictions and dog horoscopes.
Aries Mar.
21 - April 19
It's a great month to be a dog! This winter focus on
maintaining your
puppy like enthusiasm and terrific physic. If you are lucky enough
to have snow where you live, run and roll it's great for the coat
but remember
don't eat yellow snow.
Taurus April
20 - May 20
It's not that you are stubborn, it's simply that you are always right.
You know that cats are snobs, and after last Christmas you have proof.
Did Fluffy share any of her toys with you...NO!!! You aren't stubborn,
you are just right.
Gemini May
21 - June 21
Sometimes you feel like being a good dog - but some days you don't.
You can't help it, it's the twin thing. Now you must focus on being
a "good" dog, just remember good dogs get treats, bad dogs
don't.
Cancer June
22 - July 22
This January, cuddling in a warm cozy corner is all you have to do.
You love to be home, so stay home. Your owner doesn't feel like going
for a walk, and neither do you, so don't.
Leo July 23 -
Aug. 22
The Leo is the strongest fiercest, most beautiful dog of the zodiac.
This month stay in touch with your inner lion and "Roar"
around the house.
Virgo Aug. 23
- Sept. 22
Perfection is the name of the game for Virgo's. Line all your chew
toys in a row, and carefully play with them one at a time. You like
things in order, so keep things in order.
Libra Sept.
23 - Oct. 23
Keep things on an even scale. Eat, run and then sleep. If you keep
things in that order you should be fine. Repeat after me - run, eat...sleep.
Scorpio Oct.
24 - Nov. 21
You are feeling like stingin' but that will only get you into the
dog house. This past Christmas you were a saint with paws. Even when
rotten little kids climbed all over you, you just stood there in case
Santa was watching. Well - Santa is on vacation, so let the fur fly.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
No need to mope because your owner has taken up running. You were
built for running and you have four legs, you will be able to take
handle this
- no problem.
Capricorn
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
You just had you Birthday and Christmas, you have been spoiled crazy.
Now is the time to take a moment to be thankful for all the good things
in your life. Good owners are hard to find just ask the poor dogs
at the pound.
Aquarius Jan.
20 - Feb. 18
This is the time for calling all your friends out in the backyard.
When was the last time you had a true howl at the moon. You may be
civilized but inside you beats the heart of a "wild" dog.
Next full moon let 'er rip.
Pisces Feb.
19 - Mar. 23
G et your tummy rubbed, it's a terrific stress reliever. You are the
"very best" dog in the world. Your owners believe it and
so should you.
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